An Experiment/Meme Thing

So, Miss had this questiony thing in her journal, and I decided to answer them, and one of the questions was "Are you going to put this up in your journal?"

I replied "I've been thinking about doing something similar to this, but... my watchers kinda ignore my existence as far as I can tell?"

I was thinking that one journal meme where you guys reply to my journal and I say n things about you. But we're going to try this again, just as an experiment, because I am a scientist and a horrible person who thinks all of you ignore me. Well, almost all of you. I swear two of you are bots because you always give me a favorite within five minutes of uploading something.

Anyway, here's the question. You don't have to answer them if you don't want, just mention that you actually pay attention to stuff, or something. And... I'll do something in return. I'll need to think of something first, though.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?